Laws of Life .....
1] Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband topick up five items at the store and then you add one more as
an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.
2] Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less important
you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or
absence is noticed.
3] The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to
increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect
on your take-home pay.
4] Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything
except what happens.
5] First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you
always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing some-
thing else.
6] Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only
cross-references.
7] Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts
out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out
soft will harden when stale.
8] The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on
the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the
grocery bag.
9] Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you
will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet
the boss in the parking lot.
